If I was the photographer of her photo in the thumbnail, I’d be looking for an escape route out of Russia right now.

Putin’s response: “Mist”

This text has an incredible lack of substance. The typos don’t improve it either.

because you’re scared of being single

The issue with elections is that you won’t become single, you’ll just get a new (or old) spouse.

Bouncing around is probably not feasible for Metallica fans. Their mobility aids are gonna be a real hindrance.

To comply with EU law, cannabis won’t be sold commercially. Instead, people can form cannabis clubs where they grow it for their own use. Only members can get cannabis at such a club. Alternatively, you can grow it at home.

https://www.theonion.com/ninja-parade-slips-through-town-unnoticed-once-again-1819594662

The district has 341,155 inhabitants, its council 55 members. That’s roughly 160 ppm.

Edit: I’m stupid.

I think (in the east) it’s more about turnout among non-Nazis than converting Nazis.

Nobody should ever drink and drive or do the Hitler salute. And any politician of any party who does something like that should resign immediately. Whether politicians of certain other parties would actually resign, is another question though. Mr “I’m the friendly face of national socialism” is still in the Bundestag at least.

and some have sworn off flying altogether

I gonna take this as a win for the environment