According to experts from NASA’s Johnson Space Center, the meteor in question was just over 60 centimeters in diameter and weighed half a ton (or around 454 kilograms).

https://www.jpost.com/science/article-732223

So, yeah, they meant the diameter. Doesn’t make much sense to me either, but then again, I’m not the one making a living writing science-y articles for a definitely non-science audience.

Or maybe this one got the order of magnitude wrong? Imagine showing up to pick up what you expected to comfortably carry on one hand and find something you’d need a cart to safely move without fucking up your back

For the most charitable reading, that could be a tongue-in-cheek response to someone calling in a large boulder blocking said highway. They arrive and find that the “large” boulder is actually not quite so large.

Upvoted for absolute heresy.

I treat it as pointing out the hypocrisy. If you want to do it in a non-derogatory way, you can be overly supportive of his hobby and how he sets an example that men, too, can play with dolls. The more you double down on that, the more it’ll piss off the assholes.