Revealing something meant to be serious, as also being ridiculous is like one of the main answers to the question of how comedy works…

Oh well that would explain the ‘instability’ I kept experiencing on voyager with a vpn on. That error didn’t pass through so I just assumed the instance was struggling and swapped to be with the Finns.

For the next TV look at commercial and industrial panels. You can usually find the display you want with none of the smart tv junk.

Search for ‘commercial display + brand name’

The American Dental Association is probably who you’re looking for. The fda and usda don’t regulate toothbrushes in that sense so you’re not really goi g to get a legally required disclosure like you do with say tooth paste. The ADA will have a seal or mark they put on products they deem safe via testing.

https://www.ada.org/resources/research/science/ada-seal-of-acceptance