krellor

Live mice would be pretty messed up.

My favorite IRS notices are the scary you owe us letters that always say somewhere in normal font “if you have already paid or started a payment plan you can disregard this notice.” Sometimes you can get those letters months after paying. To be fair, my taxes are complicated, but boy do they really need Congress to give them money to modernize their systems.

My dog’s would often woof and move their paws on their dreams.

I read the UCC quite a bit during my business law classes. Years later and I testified as an expert in a criminal case and while waiting for a procedural hearing, some nutter starts going off to the judge about how his signature on some court paperwork doesn’t count and starts citing sections from the UCC. Being criminal court, the judge and attorneys didn’t recognize the references and lectured the guy about wasting time. Later I told one of the attorneys he was quoting the UCC, which has absolutely no bearing on criminal proceedings. We had a laugh, good times.

Google gets these folks into so much trouble.

Nonchalantly execute the ducks in front of the kids. You’ll also be supporting your local youth therapists job security.

They want to sue their employer for withholding payroll taxes. There is also something about them owing the employer money around taxes. Maybe some kind of fraudulently claimed deduction? I dunno.