Vim and Emacs users both offended, but not for the same keys.

The Animorphs series explores this quite well. It’s not actually painful for them, but should be and is plenty disturbing.

Me and another churchgoer now occupy the same space. I’m on my phone; I wonder what she did to deserve this.

Lazy plot setups. Main example: if someone coughs for no reason in the first 10 minutes, they DEFINITELY have a terminal illness that will be revealed shortly.

For me lately, it’s been GitHub " awesome" repos.