After clicking on a $43k chandelier, now my “recommended products” for underwear is just a bunch of diamond-encrusted things…

Edit: thongs, damn autocorrect. But it still works

I have to imagine that my credit card would flag it as fraudulent, since it is approximately $845,000 above my credit limit.

Hey now, I’ve got great job security due to being one of the LabVIEW experts at my company. Never change, NI