GiantFloppyCock

obviously because you are moving your body/burning calories

I wouldn’t say this is obvious or completely true. Burning calories is separate from digestion - for example, if you’re burning them too fast (e.g., sprinting), your body will divert resources towards the running, which will slow digestion.

Nope - Finland is #1 coffee consumer. By a lot.

From the article, for those like me that didn’t actually want to open it:

Now, the HOP Shops do not have just any old ordinary bathroom. With the push of a button, it transforms into a disco-centric scene.

“They got a button in every HOP Shop. You push it, the disco lights come on and the music plays,” Tiana Abney explained.

Came for climate doom, stayed for Flaco.

Mmmm, the McKakke

Yeah it’s a joke - fahrenheit is what they’re making fun of, probably especially because it would be more appropriate to use celsius in the context of “world news”.

Jesus that’s depressing.

y’all can borrow my basement if it’s too hot outside.

Surprisingly effective and 100% legal

Do they shrink in the wash? Maybe you could wash on a cold cycle and hang-dry, since I suspect drying in a machine would do the most shrinking.