Dear media, please feel free to let me know when jones dies. Other than that, shut the fuck up about him. Sincerely, me.

The amount of cognitive dissonance I got from reading something MTG said that I actually agree with was nuts

I will admit that I had no idea about the correct spelling, thanks

as well as being really aggressively racist

I always loved being in the indoor-jungle-bird-sanctuary type of buildings in zoos and such. I know now that zoos are sus but when I was younger there wasnt anything quite like those rooms (if that counts as a room anyway)

Ive never seen a rock look so comfy

The carnivore way