Those adults might still be children.

Sure, but you can do that for free.

If physics is this strict, the flesh of your enemies is going to pass unharmed through your fangs as well, and that would be sad.

I’d probably transform into an invisible tiger.

Yeah, the responses you’re getting are pretty peak Lemmy. People who lack imagination and sense of humor, just ready to assume the worst.

Since I, too, am not in a joyless relationship, you can have this one that has worked for me: mispronounce really obvious things when you’re together in public where others can hear you. For example, once while perusing the cocktail menu at a bar I noticed a drink on the menu called “The FDR.” Now, I know how that’s pronounced, but I decided that when the waitress came back I would see if I could remain completely straight-faced while ordering “the fidder.” I announced my intention and my partner was like “No, you will not.”

So, of course, I had to.

I pulled it off. The waitress corrected me, and I acted like I had just learned something. But the point wasn’t the waitress (who probably went back to the bar with the best story to tell about the dumbass at that table over there). It was about my partner who, for about five seconds, probably wanted to die.

10/10 comedy, would recommend, would do this kind of thing again (and have).

Because the singles are probably priced like the megalemons they are, and what OP needs is one standard lemon.

edit: That’s not to even mention that those probably won’t fit in a juicer, if that’s what OP is after.

From the band Grandaddy (across about 15 years of releases):

Jed the Humanoid Robot

Jed’s Other Poem

Jeddy 3’s poem

Jed the 4th

Epoch comment, yo.

Cornichons aren’t sweet, though. (Different kind of brine.)

Stranger Things.

No experience myself, but I saw this recently on Lemmy: GPD Win Max 2

Red Steel, actually. I’ll admit to having fun memories of it from when the Wii launched.

Open the door, get on the floor!

Everybody chew like dinosaurs!

I suspect that some paid places use automated license plate readers to check for non-payment, or could be checking manually but having all the cars front-in could still save the manual checker the labor of walking around cars.

edit: In recent years I’ve actually been in parking garages and seen seen a hapless security guard walking car to car, photographing the back of each one. (I’ve also seen ‘meter-readers’ doing the same thing in paid street parking areas.) I wouldn’t be surprised if a car-mounted version also existed, which is what I meant when I speculated about automation.

I think I saw that F3 is cross-platform. I used something else last time I needed it (it was a microSD), but I’m struggling to remember what it was. I’ll update you if I remember. Nope, it was F3!

No prob! Good luck, and prepare for disappointment. This sounds sketchy.

h2testw, F3 and FakeFlashTest keep coming up as recommended for this.

Which OS?

This and make sure to use the right test method. Sketchy SSDs will pretend to accept all the data you put in 'em, and then just silently throw away data that’s over their capacity. Use a method that writes and then verifies.

Client feedback.