minus-squaredufkm@lemmy.worldtoFunny@sh.itjust.works•Sucks to be you, Pheidippides!linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·6 days agoTo be fair, people do still occasionally die during marathons. linkfedilink
minus-squaredufkm@lemmy.worldtoFunny@sh.itjust.works•Dating a witchlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoWhat if you always dreamt of learning to play the violin though? That’s right out now, buddy. linkfedilink
To be fair, people do still occasionally die during marathons.