They looked straight at them!!!

Did you just proffer a defamation of slander, habeus corpus esquire?

Paper towels, plus one for the door handle.
Also, why not doors you open with your foot?

But could he porn?

Just ignore the leopard in the room.

And the horses were actually just men clopping coconuts.

$500 minimum, and I’d really have to think hard about it.
$1000, done deal.

Never trust anyone or anything. Trust me.

whoogle

https://github.com/benbusby/whoogle-search

Stripped-down ad-free frontend for google.

Necroposting from 1999?

It’s worth preserving.

The genius is asking for advice.

I think we’re no longer allowed to offer the advice they need…

They release heat however they want and whenever they bloody-well feel like it.

Basically, they breathe with their mouths open, which becomes panting when necessary…

A common cooling mechanism, cats will breathe with their mouth open and tongue out, accompanied by heavy breathing noises, when they’re too hot. As the heatstroke worsens, the panting will increase. Panting is a perfectly normal response to overheating and should begin to subside as your cat cools down.

do cats pant?

But how else will you know if your neighbour’s cousin’s co-worker’s massage therapist’s father likes your kitchen utensils?

I’m going to drop some 'shrooms and reread this because it might send me to some memorable Wonderlands.

Straight vinegar? Perhaps. As a replacement for bleach and fabric softener diluted 50x?
Nope.

“Look! My kids are almost like other kids, except they’re spoiled-wealthy-at-birth!”

–businessinsider.com

Far too much detergent. Liquid detergent should be 2 or 3 TABLESPOONS, and powder, perhaps 1/3c.

Look into:

1. Laundry stripping
2. Using Borax/Washing Soda instead of the name brand garbage.
3. Fabric softeners, et al, suck. Use vinegar.

/. 's moderation is the closest any moderation will get to ‘adequate at best’, but vastly imperfect.

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Someone asked that already.