You just yadda yaddad over the best part!

I can go to bed early easily. Falling asleep, on the other hand…

Misleading yet entirely accurate

You have insulted me and my people with this offer 😡 (unless you add 3 gold/turn)

So efficient they guard everyone else’s coasts too!

Sorry, I don’t do “logical” when it comes to flippant remarks directed at pedophile apologists. Nothing about the Catholic church is “logical.” Am I lashing out in anger? Yes. Is that anger misplaced? Frankly no, I don’t think so.

Gay slurs are perfectly dignified, though. It’s definitely the car that cost him respect. (I know, different pope. Still, though.)

Okay, you’re coming in a little hot there. I have no idea what you’re talking about. I’m not deflecting anything. I’m saying that pointing out that there are issues in Australia does not absolve the fact that there are issues in the US. I’m literally only pointing out that it is, in fact, whataboutism. That’s it. I haven’t even touched on the issues themselves, so whatever persona you’ve painted on me and are clearly so passionate about is in your head only.

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There are issues in America

Whatabout Australia?

Yes.

Some people are really weird when it comes to things being “fair.” I forget the details but I remember a study where given the option of getting $100 and a stranger getting $200, a good chunk of people would rather neither of them get anything.

“Historically, the two countries had cordial relations…”

See, they were friendly!

"…until 1904.”

Oh. Well, they were friendly 120 years ago anyway.

Depends, is T̷̥͍͒̉̐̇̋̊̔́̄͒̈́̿̕͝͝H̷̬̞͉̼͋͂̾̌̈͜͜E̷̺̒͂́̿͗̀͂̎̋̎̄͊͠ ̷̯̭͔̙̝͍̬̠͍͐̉̒̓͆̈́V̴̯̮̓̀̑̓̔͘O̶̧͙̼̻̪̲̱̣͗Ì̷̫͒͂͂͆̒͝Ď̶͇͍͇̹̼͝ closer to your home or campus?

Shit, I was gonna say I’m partial to buffalo chicken, but bánh mì is pretty damn good too

They do with that attitude

The audience reacts with delight and wonderment

Unless they’re responsible for a crime, then suddenly they’re a faceless abstraction, and you can’t charge those with anything silly!

I guess that depends on your definition of “safe”

“Guys, I made an ultimatum with absolutely jack shit to back it up, what’s my next move?”

“Guys, I made an ultimatum with absolutely jack shit to back it up, what’s my next move?”