“The driver will not knock, so make sure you are looking out the window and prepared for the 4 second timeframe when the driver will stand near the truck looking at your property, wherein you may run out and scream ‘wait!’. If unsuccessful, a delivery will be reattempted on an unspecified date within the next 8 months.”

I love the duality of all the genuinely thought-provoking conversations on tech/news communities, and then all the humour just being 2010 9GAG.

…but I’m not complaining

They really said “because we can’t get crime under control, you can’t have health measures”

My usage dropped for a while, but it’s the only ‘social media’ that doesn’t actively leave me feeling worse about the platform and the world after using it.