If it’s a decent ladle, I’d consider that an awesome present XD

Wasn’t in a romantic context, but a roommate of mine and I would stay up late talking

He ended up saving me from suicide, we were each best man at the other’s wedding, and we still play D&D twice a week! Totally worth it

In that position, I’d definitely take lunch

Unfortunately where I am employers usually only make people salaried if they’re planning on requiring more than 40 hours a week from them

Most places I’ve worked at have allowed a 10-minute paid break, so I just pack something that I can eat quickly

I’m also fine with just not eating for 8 hours. Even on non-work days I tend to have a pretty light lunch

I skip lunch to leave earlier

Everything I want to spend my time doing is at home. If I’m not at home, I’m getting paid

*typing*

$1500!?

Woo! Techno-feudalism!

They’re only buying 2 of them

Doesn’t G have an insulated portion so live conductor is never exposed?

I’ve heard it called “doomer goggles”, but only in very online contexts

*wheeping

No, an increase in cell size would increase page count multiplicatively. Cells twice as tall would print the same amount as printing twice

In his defense, his was too hot

Invader Zim

Hate it when that happens!

My favorite is when the pink car stops to allow car ‘A’ to go 🙃

they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.

Was that one the “she never loved you and you will die alone” one?

I commute, so train?

The text was probably originally written in a font that used a ligature for “fi” and the font they changed it to didn’t