It’s the smell of success. No doubt.

Like this comment if you recently farted.

They decided ERIC was the best one to spin this?

Yup. These are expert scientists with their hands up in the air explaining how this shit is exponentially hitting the fan.

This is an inflection point. The fire alarms are blaring.

They should get every penny of funding available to deal with this.

Go fuck yourself, Vlad.

The entire city of Detroit is about to ask “The fuck you doing fuckin’ with our big ass ship?”

I’ll always have mad respect for Hockeytown/Motown/De-troit Motor City. Fuck around with them and you’ll get politefully wrecked.

Xenia, I can’t breathe!

That’s a word I’ll never get out of my teeth

SpongeBob is a goldmine for so many subtle jokes.

I prefer the simpler Jesus Backflipping Christ but I love yours, too