Not just a great circle, but a fuckin’ awesome one.

Putonium, obvs.

You’re right, I got the direction of acquisition backwards, I’d thought IBM acquired Lenovo, not the other way around, my apologies. My vote is for IBM then.

Also the whole enabling genocide for money thing:

https://allthatsinteresting.com/ibm-nazis-ww2

ETA: IBM, not Lenovo, wrong company.

I’ll consider taking them off the list after they start making food product they can legally be considered bread in Europe again.