Yer mum’s rectum!

Nah I don’t know

Not everyone loves brown. There are some other decent options. Banana yellow, lime green, navy blue, burgundy etc could all look good on flat, synthetic cabinets. It’s when you’ve got the wood grain and/or beveled cutouts that people gravitate toward natural wood colors.

Also, there’s no reason to add a white backsplash on a white wall.

This is PhotoShopped, but…

If it were real, the problem isn’t the purple. It’s the white.

Your attitude isn’t the best either. Unreachable? It’s possible to admire someone, then get with them, but it takes confidence, and looks help too.

If they increase prices by 20% and lose 15% of their customer base, that’s an increase in profit.

If they increase their ad duration by 50% and lose 15% of their customer base, that’s a huge increase in profit.

more importantly, I don’t know why he would want such a thing

I see a utensil there, and that soup looks like it needs it