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I’m hearing that this works then?

I’ll do 3 hours to Chicago if it’s someone really good, but going to shows isn’t really my bag anymore and crowds really get my hackles up so generally I just stay home

Shokz are game changing, I love mine so much

I like that color

Source for full clip? That sounds rad

That’s not a terrible emergency plan honestly

I’d give myself long curly hair (I’m bald), an 11 inch penis (currently only 10.5), and huge-ass angel wings (anyone that doesn’t say huge-ass angel wings is a fuckin liar)

Alcohol sucks and makes people feel bad, you’re not missing anything

Is it also alive until I read the article

I avoid politics everywhere. I’m happier now than I was when I didn’t avoid politics.

Not really but my life outside of work is, plus I get free health insurance and they pay me enough money to have a reasonably comfortable life.

2nd shift is great if you don’t have a family. You’re asleep when the kids go to school, you’re at work when they get home. Can’t have dinner as a family. I like 3rd, I go in after the kids go to bed and I wake up in time to pick them up.

If Green Tractor Factory ever starts hiring again you’re welcome to come here, we don’t rotate shifts, we make 90k a year, we get free health insurance. Because we’re UAW. But we’re also about to lay off so it might be a minute.

I’ve worked all three shifts. There’s guys been stuck on 2nd for 20 years, and 2nd shift is fucking WACK. From that perspective I kind of understand rotating shifts because everyone gets fucked the same. It’s more equitable. From every other perspective it’s shitty as fuck.

Zippo lighter, to light my to-go joints. Sometimes a pen but most of my pants it’s too short and it looks silly.

The second Children of Stuff- I think it’s Children of Ruin- talks about far-future octopod civilization. Interesting stuff. The whole trilogy is super good and I recommend it.

Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into the kingdom of heaven.

~Jesus Christ

Have you considered propagating your own yeast? You’re pretty much already doing it when you make beer, it’s super easy.

Whoop whoop

I’ve drank person milk from two different people. It’s pretty thin and watery, but sweeter than cow’s milk. On the whole I don’t feel like I’m missing anything by not having more of it.

I think it’s cool that there’s only one comic everyone uses when referencing fragmented standards 😂