At a startup a long time ago, I was working on the weekend and brought my 3 year old with me. We had a customer coming in next week and this one machine was 5 days into a 7 day model build.

We had to go into that office to help someone with something unrelated. The little shit saw the blinking light and headed straight for the button.

On this computer (HP 710), it didn’t shut off until you released the button. He actually was just pressing it but got spooked when I tried to get to it.

The next day our CEO told the guys that built that app that it had to be made so it could recover from crashes and restart from where it left off.

Was it sponsored by the Dash low sodium seasoning?

In Australia the call a case (24 bottles) of beer a slab.

Maybe this is some kind of canned wine?

My grocery store ways texts a photo of what’s available and I tell them what will work.

Bought a really nice TV a couple of years ago. About a month later, the manufacturer had a really big price drop. Microcenter has a really nice 60 or 90 day price guarantee so I popped into the local store and got about $800 back.

How’s that going to help when they burn multiple corpses at the same time?

Square sausage and potato scones.

Fuck Yeah!

I took my son to see this puppet movie when he was about 8. That sex scene went on for ever (I was covering his eyes).

That’s what people are riled up about?

Whatcha Doin to Me by The Reds. https://youtu.be/HBr45I-sSYE?si=BiAwojYqLqehQvbI

The cocaine and heroin did something.

Incense and smelling nice is combination I never thought I’d see.

What about the CFO of CarMax?

I tell my dog “dookies get cookies” when she’s taking too long to find the PERFECT spot to drop a giant soft serve ice cream cone.

CFO is paid salary and the sales droid works on commission.

ahem, they don’t drive, they travel.

I know one guy in real life and considered him a friend. He ended up being sucked it and became like the rest. He banned me.

Your comment about “claw back” implies that the dems lost MN. You can’t claw back that which hasn’t happened yet.

MN hasn’t voted republican in a presidential election since tricky dick in 1972. There have been a few close calls.