Glad you have a plan, but Canada is sliding in to fascism itself with PP, and UK is already a shit show post Brexit and now with their new Tory govt.

Aaah, look at all the lonely people

Who’s gonna buy it? Prince?

Death from not being able to afford medical care

If you are white and privileged enough to be on lemmy, sure.

So many privileged people get into financial trouble due to ignorance or lack of discipline. Seen it, done it myself, and recovered.

But poverty is real for many people who don’t have the same advantages. I can’t victim blame people for their own poverty.

These questions are the correct answer

She kept going to the bathroom to smoke crack. Then disappeared for good before the check came.

Because all the linux distros for mobile are steaming piles of horse shit.

Landlord demands rent so I have to keep working to pay it

Also Jan 6 2021

Condoms

Fucking quiet. Which is damn near impossible to get, which is what gives me insomnia

Satire probably

A personal crackpot theory that is almost certainly wrong, is that aliens heard the emissions from these blasts and came to investigate wtf was going on. Physically impossible but still comes to mind everytime I see this.

the great nation of barbecue area https://youtube.com/watch?v=gYtz4hH2z7A

in 6th grade we’d go around asking the girls “do you masticate?”. most would answer indignantly “no, that’s disgusting!”. then we’d ask them why they swallow ther food whole, like a snake.

ok, we were assholes

My uncle, I’m convinced, must have had an epic porn collection, because he was a creepy sex-obsessed motherfucker. He was also something of a hoarder. When he was diagnosed with cancer he cleaned out his entire apartment, including the garage unit that had been packed to where you couldn’t even walk into it, and many hard drives in his computer room, all gone. Never got to see any of it but never cared to either. My mother for sure didn’t want to see it, and I think he was well aware of that, hence the massive cleaning spree.

literally quoting heart of darkness?

barrier to entry

stileproject too