I’m definitely furrowing my eyebrows at you. You’re not wrong, and I’m mad about that.

This is probably the most delicious, lickable butthole I’ve seen since college.

I demand the movie industry delivers Scarlett Johansson to my room striped and covered in melted butter, but it looks like none of us are going home happy today.

You seriously look like a lot of fun.

The same Russia that lost five planes last week to a country without an Air Force, or the Russia that lost 20% of it’s black sea fleet to a country without a navy?