*vital aid

You don’t wanna get support that somehow kills you. :)

Russia is doing what no other country could do - Westernizing Ukraine.

Bill Cosby.

“Caribbean pirates are BACK on the menu, boys!”

A part of me thinks he knows what he’s doing.

Oil rig drillers?

The resulting lights display is great, but the carbon footprint and the bad blood between neighbors is not.

My personal favorite is the Christmas decoration wars.

The World War I gang?

That’s the kind of thing that would put me off flying forever.

“The Roads Must Roll”

Wife: “We’re picking up our son from kindergarten.”

Wow, an actually useful SOS feature.

Not an “Oops, I butt-dialed the police again” button.

Wait wait wait! The gun was on her person, or the gun was in her rectum?

No one’s giving her 5G on her watch!

The ones I can remember…

• The Lion King
• Liar Liar
• Star Trek First Contact
• Muppet From Space
• Every Special Edition Star Wars movie
• Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
• Titanic
• Star Trek (2009)
• The Avengers
• Deadpool

But the biggest one, I mean roaring applause, was an advanced showing of Galaxy Quest. I’ve never had a theatrical experience like that before or ever again.

“Take big sack of potato. My gift to you.”

Hell yeah. Ever since I was a kid, yellow peaches have been one of the best foods I’ve ever eaten.

Water is wet.

The sky is blue.

Yachts are an indefensible source of carbon emissions.

As someone else put it: 2020-4