But defenestrating people hasn’t worked.

I can only assume they’re heading off on a trunk road.

I really do believe that dog people are just fucking weird.

I’m not suggesting they take the bathroom with them, more leave it behind and forget about it.

Get a much smaller toilet, or move to a bigger house.

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Not even as loveable as a 3080? Try harder kid.

It’s cool. I’m a massive fan of tits, boobies and shags.

Well, props to him.

I wonder if he had to work up to it, or was just winging it.

Don’t forget html!

They’re just after his chocolate factory.

I believe “Cunt” applies to the last one. Mr or President, take your pick.

Absolutely nothing. It was a reply to your first sentence.

As opposed to all the Christian denominations, sects, cults who can’t even agree on what the facts were, or which of the books, letters etc are to be included in their “correct” version on the bible.

It’s what Jesus would have wanted, I’m sure.

Brings a whole new meaning to giving someone a hand job.

What, not even himself???

Cocaine for scale.

I smoked about 20 a day for nearly 20 years, and gave up the stinkies about 12 years ago. Switched to vaping and then gave up that and nicotine about 8 years ago.

Even after all this time, about once a year my brain tells me it’s time for a smoke break. I don’t think I’m craving a fag, just the downtime and doing something else with my hands/brain/time.