“if you have nothing to hide…” Is just another fascist talking point. Your friends are repeating the propoganda.

It’s really not, no.

He said it could happen to anyone, but it could only happen to people who film themselves jacking it at work.

Him using the word “anyone” implies that jacking it at work is so normal to him, that the only mistake he sees here is that he sent it to the wrong person.

Are you also jacking it at work in your lunch break?

Lol, he even looks a little like Louis C.K.

Chwar? Like… Shwarma?

Now i’m hungry for a Centaur shawarma.