WE NOTICED YOU RECENTLY JUST BOUGHT A BASKETBALL, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ADS OF BASKETBALLS EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE NEXT YEAR ALTHOUGH YOU ALREADY BOUGHT ONE?

If it’s a shared space, leave it how you found it.

Restricting what people eat is getting rid of a symptom, not the problem.

That was my first thought. Why the fuck do ceos get a pass for making their mental shit everyone else’s problem? When I do that, I get an expensive trip to the psych ward.

If you’re worried about an adult making a peanut butter mess, that motherfucker should not have a job.

Yeah I’m the same way, I didn’t hate the job, but I’m not all that social especially with groups or people I don’t know. Serving forced me to overcome that fear though, and I’ll always be grateful for that.

I served people for about 12 years, honesty is the best policy, your tips will reflect it (provided you live in the dystopian shit hole that is the US and rely on tips)

How is such and such? “don’t order that, you’ll send it back” always met with “okay, I appreciate it”

Instead of the classic “the kitchen messed up such and such” just say “I’m really sorry about this, I fucked up and forgot to put your order in about 15 minutes ago, I’ve asked that it be rushed and I’ll keep you posted, can I get you anything in the meantime” typically met with, “no worries, shit happens”

As long as you can effectively communicate with people, and do your best to anticipate their needs/wants, it will work out 95% of the time. Fuck those other 5% of people, I hope they keep their word and never come back. Their business sucks, it slows everything down, and their money is shit. Group of 20 right after church let’s out? Fuck that.

He’s not wrong lol

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