Reagan and Thatcher can rest in piss. Extrapolate my answer from there, I guess.

For the face:

Cleanse and moisturise twice daily, applying SPF 50 in the mornings and using scrub once every third day. If it’s a really special occasion and I’m doing a full face of makeup I’ll use bb cream.

For the body:

I just wash it with sorbolene. If I’m epilating my legs or have done so recently I might go over them with one of those exfoliating scrubber thingos and apply lotion once I’ve dried off.

But I block their ads… are they stupid???