No; dicks usually go in an oscilating or pendulous motion, while I simply go down.
Please, I have exactly two brain cells to rub together and I can’t have either of them to getting distracted.
No; dicks usually go in an oscilating or pendulous motion, while I simply go down.
Because I felt my wisdom teeth get pulled, and because I identify as a problem.
A slim beater knife like the Buck 722 Spitfire (had mine for almost a decade).
multi-chambered pill fob; bulk caffeine pills.
A quality water bottle.
Bamboo sheets (soft, smooth, anti-static)
First you do Universal Pet Health, which you push by just talking about how good it would be for dogs and ranch families.
Then you talk about how silly it is that we have UPH, but not UBH, especially when UBH would help with our nation’s combat readiness.
My mum
Well she’d know how my transition is going.
My employer
Doesn’t seem professional for my employer to be looking at such things. Shame on them.
My kids
I don’t have kids but if they were underage then that’s a mail-ordered crate of ACME-brand Yikes bad ideas.
(I want to be clear that, even if I am a Dingus, I’m only one who is shitposting.)
Sounds like we just need a Share Your Nudes Week to help destigmatize a very ordinary part of modern life.
I do not get how people get blackmailed with their own nudes.
Like, who gives a shit? I see myself naked all the time. And now you have as well, blackmailer, so if anything I should be getting money from you.
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