There is no better gift to oneself than a clean ass.

Fr? Like fr, fr?

That’s heavy as shit, man.

I can’t imagine my existence being labeled a monster by default. I hope you get that handled. You can’t want to be this way, obviously.

Ehhh. Eh?

Lefty Lemmy. Liberal Reddit.

Seems more the take. Reddit has a small vocal conservative minority.

casts non-magic missile

logically, I’m horny

The o’l “can’t threaten a man with nothing to lose” gambit.