Its normal, just dont forget your spouse birthday
Its normal, just dont forget your spouse birthday
So, you drink it before a roadtrip and dissable the passenger windows? I might
IDF just holocausting away out there.
Homemade peanutbutter cookies with milk, 6 or 7… or sometimes I get savage and just stand at the counter eating them untill someone stops me
Explaining to mother that yes, I actually should be angry at my brother for voting against my childrens and his own childrens rights because there are real consequences to this has shown me that one of the real big problems right now is nice, sensible people deciding to live in it-cant-happen-to-me-land
Please dont hit me tonight, conservaDad
I attack her for her character, thats all good innit?
Rookie numbers… for the cops. He definetly committed way for than 5 crimes in recent years. Crime is a lifestyle
Edit: commit to committed
The thing I like about Bogurt is that she just cant help but be hillariously unhinged and corrupt. If life was a comedy movie and not a tragedy reality she would be my favorite character for being too stupid to get anything right and just failing upwards anyways. Her and Marjorine Turning Greene would be good as co-antagonists (theres no good guys in this hypothetical movie) in an american pie style movie focused on gross cougars trying to reclaim their lost feelings of youth and relevancy
Sadly in reality she represents the rot of our society
Edit: forgot to add, they are so tone deaf they keep making Biden sound cooler and cooler. Why not just call him the Godfather at this point?
Well, that turned political quickly. I just use it to get out of housework
I like trying to explain to them that we live in a fractal universe and spheres just happen to be the most likely shape to form using as many $15 words as I can remember. Not because it works. Nothing does with this lot. It just makes them stop talking because they dont want to admit that they cant understand half of the words Im using.
Well well, a new thing for me! Hopefully we can trade: have you heard of ‘some more news’ also of youtube? I really like the cody showdy
When ‘let them eat kellogs’ becomes more of a reality
You see, were old poor. Were used to it. You need new poor to really get things going
If you look closely you’ll notice republicans are only fervent about certain things that they have linked to the christian religion but the link is usually tenuous, sometimes the subject not mentioned specifically in the bible at all. Jesus supposedly said “live by the sword, die by the sword” - those were not instructions but a warning. And other things in the christian religion they fully ignore. I posit that they are not fervent christians at all but rather wolves in sheeps clothing.
If you want to see really fervent christians, there are many in Africa and Asia. Being actually persecuted, or even just poor in education tends to ratchet up the ferventcy in true believers.
If you look closely you’ll notice republicans are only fervent about certain things that they have linked to the christian religion but the link is usually tenuous, sometimes the subject not mentioned specifically in the bible at all. Jesus supposedly said “live by the sword, die by the sword” - those were not instructions but a warning. And other things in the christian religion they fully ignore. I posit that they are not fervent christians at all but rather wolves in sheeps clothing.
If you want to see really fervent christians, there are many in Africa and Asia. Being actually persecuted, or even just poor in education tends to ratchet up the ferventcy in true believers.
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“How do you shoot women… children?”
“EASY, YOU JUST LEAD THEM LESS!”
Great movie