Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸

People praising that dude that killed a leopard with his bare hands need to really think about why the leopard felt the need to prey on humans in the first place

All birds are reptiles

You, uh… you ok bro?

Literally the perfect person for Russia to target

“there’s no underwear in space” to get Carrie Fisher naked under her robe thing. I’m sure she knew what was going on and there’s a lot worse people out there but George was still a bit of a horn dog lol

He was a perv, though

Edit: not saying he’s a pedo, at least not that I know of. But see my lower comment, he definitely was thinking with his dick sometimes is all I’m saying XD

I have no idea how big the bottles are you’re using, but I can tell you… half a bottle is way too fucking much.

That said, I think ketchup on Mac and cheese is absolutely disgusting, but dumping half a bottle of anything into anything is way too much

Never had an elevator, but the highest I’ve ever been is the third floor. I loved it, but yeah I definitely made 1 trip for groceries

Mountain Dew. Fuck Culver’s and any other restaurants switching to Coke products

How do you milk a fridge?

Have I what? Read all open source code? I was replying to someone else, and not about any particular app. It’s just way harder to sneak something malicious into open source code than closed source, trust only gets you so far. It’s just common sense.

Isn’t the point of open source that you can check the code for yourself though? Can’t do that with closed source

Damn, Nintendo’s going after everyone

One of the other tools in the photo editor. Or just increase the pen tip size.

So long, and thanks for all the fish

He said when you DON’T feel up to cooking

Oooo, who should tell him?

Usually it’s my own stupidity, clumsiness, dumb decisions, or ignorance, and knowing that just makes me more angry :/

To be fair, the guy that invented gifs said it’s pronounced that way. Then again, he’s an inventor and most likely never learned how to read and also he’s wrong.

GRANDSON, GRANDSON, GRANDSON EVERY DAY. You’ve probably heard them, I love Dirty