I sure do! This is just a list of random things that I can remember at the moment that he has told me or I know about him in no particular order.

• A man called the World Judge controls all the funding to the police in every country.
• Clouds come from smoke stacks.
• He swears he has never seen a blue sunshiny day in his entire life (he is 50+ years old).
• He has the right to kill any police officer who pulls him over.
• He says that time is controlled by satellites in the sky and when one goes down, they have extra ones to control the time.
• The Earth is flat. There is a glass dome over top of it and no one has ever been to space before.
• He has tracked down the end of a rainbow and said that he touched it.
• Onions heal everything.
• Crystals will protect you and heal bad juju or something like that.
• The U.S. is under naval law and not common law.
• He doesn’t pay any taxes and still complains about the system.
• He thinls thar Siri can hear him in the sky when no iPhone is around.

That’s just a little bit of what I can recall at the moment. There’s just too much dumb shit that he says every day. Lol. I have to tune it out most days because I can’t stand a listen to it.

I told him that it is a choice if you want to stop or not, but it also prevents people from being hamurgered on the road for no reason. He didn’t say much after that.

The sovshit I work with thinks that stop signs are a form of kidnapping.

I can’t wait to be able to garden again in a few weeks.

That the shadowy creatures I see creep by every single corner, just out of sight, are actually real.

Yes

Yes.

If you’re going to be negative about people welcoming newcomers, you don’t have to comment. I thought I left all that behind on reddit.

Welcome friend. Lemmy is a nice place.