I’ve used a chisel before, but yeah, fire is the oldest I use on a regular basis.

I don’t think that they hate me online, so much as they often misunderstand me.

I get that. I don’t really feel a connection to any gender, and don’t really feel like putting the effort into something that doesn’t mean anything to me. I just say my gender is I’m too lazy to have a gender.

Two options, just tell them that you want to practice your American accent, or use it when you quote your friends. The second one works best if it’s close friends who enjoy making fun of each other a bit.

Wait, I thought Dougs were the side characters from books who’s names are never relevant.

Technically you could shorten it the other way to Unionist. Which is likely to be confusing, but on the plus side might make some idiots mad.