Driving along the highway, step daughter and friend in the back seat. Friends dad in the passenger seat. Voice from the back says " look the geese are in a V". I ask " Does anyone know why one leg of the V is longer than the other?“. No reply, I say " because there’s more geese on that side”. Dead silence until friends dad busts out laughing, we’ve been friends ever since.

I was 18 Didn’t have a care Working for peanuts Not a dime to spare But I was lean And solid everywhere Like a rock

Bob Seager