Lol wrong SSN, but I think you knew that

How does an adult look at “Master of Divinity” on a college application and not immediately conclude that it is a scam?

How the world seems to be more and more fucked up every single day and how the vast majority of us simply don’t seem to care. Climate change, corporations quickly becoming the new States, politicians who just lie and lie with no consequences, AI being viewed as the magical cure-all for all these problems when really it’ll just make bad decisions easier to justify, and most of all, how people seem to view everyone else around them with more and more suspicion which eliminates even the faint hope we have of working together to solve some of these. Idk, take your pick, they all have the potential to be the death of us

“Haben Sie Homer und Peter mit Chevron pump?”

He did not die in captivity, that happened back in the 80s for anyone like me who got confused by the headline

Some of the earliest Roman historians (like way, way back in the early Republic, before they even did any conquering) used to bemoan the laziness and ‘softness’ of the current generation compared to the past. Thinking the previous generations were better is a human tradition older than any other aspect of civilization

They are in the middle of summer down there, so that doesn’t help… but you’re not wrong in that those numbers are way, WAY too high

Eh, it’s about on par with Eric Cartman’s ‘evidence’ that Wendy Testaburger wants to kill all the smurfs. To anyone not in the know, they were satirizing Glenn Beck, who was a popular conservative shill at the time who did exactly that on TV but about Obama or something

How exactly is the Vatican fucking with the Supreme Court? (I’m not defending anything, I’m just genuinely curious)

In addition to all the other (better) answers on this post, I’ll just add: There is literally nothing stopping someone from buying one of those stickers and slapping it on their car like they would any other sticker. No one’s gonna pull you over because you don’t look like a beginner driver