It’s in our culture; to show great emotion is unseemly and embarrassing. To quote BBC Radio Four’s version of “The Secret Pilgrim” George Smiley, a spy, tells a group of trainees that the English make great spies because “You could be standing next to a man at the bus stop have a force four mental breakdown and you’d be none the wiser.” We must keep a “stiff upper lip”. Outbursts are for children. Has the unfortunate side effect that people don’t seek help when they really need it.

Honestly the title just sounds like what it’s like to be English

I thought about torrenting both series of Good Omens out of spite when I found out about this

And you could also have spent two minutes to not be a smug prick, but here we are.