You guys… We need to talk about trader joes. It fucking sucks now, they are trying to end the NLRB while rubbing shoulders with some truly vile fucking companies. Also shrinkflation running rampant and obviously cutting corners like this. Fucking sucks.

“Fart McCarthy” of course, you remember the “Ding Ding Dookie Shuffe” on Christmas Eve '73? Classic! Even my grandma knows about that one.

And she’s a god damn idiot.

Oh cool, so just a pain in the ass then.

And they all interrupt the “in flight entertainment” to read a VERY long and slowly delivered advertisement for their proprietary credit card (and in flight entertainment that you have to supply device for, so you end up with smaller screen, unstable connection, battery drain and watched at a painful viewing angle typically)

“Some people are saying…”

Who Tyler… Who are you talking about here?

You can’t have consensual sex with a 12 year old.

“No, it’s not.”

“No…no, it’s not… But you can imagine what it would be like if it was, right?”

All of the above times subject to the following: “Or whatever, get off my back?”

We’re waiting, man… trump says biden wants to abort children after they are born, “10 months even… Some are saying” Start there, defend that bullshit artist. Go ahead, embarrass yourself

Oh, go ahead. Humor us?

Defend biden against the lies trump talks about him constantly. Go ahead, friend. We’re all on the edge of our seats. Seriously man, we’re moisturizing our hands in prep for all of the clapping to come

You actually won’t become wealthy.

The people who weren’t born destined for it are the only ones that sit around imagining what it would be like…

I’m just a “temporarily embarrassed millionaire!”

You are the perfect trump rep here - keep it up, bud. Everyone definitely understands your babbling mass of text and claps whenever you post.

This is VERY MUCH not last time. There’s intent this time, you really need to tune in.

They weren’t prepared last time, and they didn’t get away with Jan 6th last time. This would be decidedly different, you need to wake up:

Go look up the beer hall putsch and Hitler, see what happens when you make excuses as a populous that is afraid to challenge their concept of manageable comfort and don’t respond to these attempts with definitive strength.

He’s an incredibly stupid man, so that makes sense.

[Deep breath in…]

Wealthy men that are perpetually insecure in life because their fathers didn’t show them any outward affection when they were children are blindly and joylessly driven to increase a bank balance that they couldn’t meaningfully decrease in a thousand lifetimes in the hope that it will make their fathers ghosts smile and pat them on the head (ghosts who don’t even put out the effort to haunt their children anyways)

I’m dizzy, what just happened?

A video game where you and a rotating groups of strangers each pretend you’re cars that are playing soccer.

You get the FUCK out of here, you god damn monster.

https://youtu.be/ktVIQZ7tiag?feature=shared

And a W… for WAAASSSSAAAAAPPPPP!!!