CBAT - they will get horny, jerk off in sync to the rhythm then leave

Alien Hip Hop - they will be either extremely confused or will get inspired to leave and form a prog rock band immediately

The Woven Web - it’s such an incredibly sick song that they will have to mute their speakers and bop to it

It’s just a media game

Every time Russia says “there will be consequences” they’re just throwing threats around like a dog barking from the other side of a fence

All their cards are on the table. The only things they could pull off are drafting more people or going nuclear

They’re now scrambling to find soldiers from other nations because announcing another draft would obviously shake Putin’s control over Russia

I just wish Europe would stop playing this war like a political game. SEIZE RUSSIAN MONEY! What are you afraid of? Ruining relations with Russia? Fuck off! Ukraine won’t have people to fight forever

The F in Facebook is actually a reference to Fortnite

Israeli soldiers are not recruited from prisons like in Russia

Nah I’m sure he got some joke proposals from people that are actually attracted to his eccentric dress code

I mean, he does look pretty sharp. It’s just kind of silly at the same time

What’s funny is that he sort of bragged about these joke proposals to the article