Boomer Humor Doomergod

All those dead people in the laugh tracks are gonna make bank

• Sasquatch - a senior developer, broken by society, wandering naked through the forest to feel true freedom just once before he dies of exposure

I’ve gotten a couple to get close enough to see.

I guess that’s evolution. Serves them right for trusting a human.

I used to believe that people, given the right information, would make a smart decision, and that humanity will eventually get things right.

Now I know we won’t and this has doomed millions of species including our own, and if we’re lucky in a million years we’ll be an oily radioactive smear in the fossil record and nothing of value will be lost.

Aww, now I feel bad for whistling back

You don’t need refreshing if you’re not already overheated.

You’re mad.

20c or lower.

If it’s warmer I am not liable for dripping sweat all over things.

You know what’s amazing? Cold ass dry snowy winter days. Bug free heaven.

I love the cold, clear, still winter nights when there’s so many stars you think you’re seeing things, and it’s so quiet you can hear the owls fly by.

Even when he’s a lizard bartender on The Orville

I saw “What Dreams May Come” in high school and wept the entire way from the theater to the car.

Even met some friends on the way and had to explain I was crying because it was so beautiful.

Looks like it’s just a guy with the same name.

Unless the famous Mikkelsen has had a really rough 21 years

I bent over the sink to clean the drain and threw my back out three hours before I had to leave on a business trip.

Had to cancel the entire thing and spend the next day on my back.

It’s not Thursday….

Asking women out is kind of necessary to the process, even if she says no.

The problem isn’t that it’s impossible, but that humans are so awful they simply can’t do something like this without infighting and bickering and blame.

No, the rest of the day is me rewarding myself for doing so well in The Big Meeting.

Also I actually didn’t have to say anything in the big meeting, but I had a full demo and slideshow prepared.

Cops are great at making any protest violent.

I didn’t think it was weird but when I put lox on my bagel one of my coworkers gagged and asked “ugh how can you eat fish for breakfast?”

Which is rich considering her people invented scrapple.

Technoblade.

I’d watched him with my kids for years. He’s an amazing player and a really smart guy. I got my kid a leather bound copy of “The Art of War” because of the Potato Wars. Our shared love of video games, especially Minecraft, kept me involved with them during a pretty bad divorce.

So when they came to me, tears in their eyes, I wept as well. Because he was a connection to my children. And I wept for Technodad, as any other father would.

Congrats on 20 mill, Techno. May you never die.

A manual coffee grinder from about 1910.

I figure I need it because if the electric’s broke I’ll need coffee to fix it.