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Next week: Estate of Oscar Wilde fined 34,000,000£ for overdue library books

Car go vroom. Modded car go vroom faster. Simple as.

(It’s also a socially acceptable autistic fixation.)

Sigh…

Donald Duck would be proud

When the clouds reflect the streetlights onto the snow it can be that color.

If something goes down my kids will be a more immediate and annoying alerting tool than anything I’ve used professionally.

What a stupid world.

A GPS is updated. A GPS can be zoomed in on. A GPS won’t get distracted and you miss a turn.

Plus people did drive places without maps, and they’d have to remember directions and be able to orient themselves.

Learning this fact is what got me to finally dockerize my setup

If I wanted to make a honeypot to get these fucks arrested this is how I’d do it.

Suffocate probably

I trim my beard about once a month.

I haven’t had a haircut in about a decade.

These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West.

You know, morons.

That does not fit my use case.

I’ve worked in enterprise software the better part of a decade and if there were security concerns about container escapes they wouldn’t be so widely used.

But I like sharing my plex library with people.

Jellyfin’s gonna be a bigger project than I thought I guess.

At least it’s canned Guinness

Me too but that sorta breaks down when you have non-technical people in the house and/or more than one TV.

Plex used to be good. If you wanted an easy way to share content with folks who didn’t want to be weird and hook their computer up to their TV it was the only game in town.