I just reeled back in my chair, this is literaaly me.

“Educate the tax assessor” I’m screaming.

WUN PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Soulseek is the best option I’ve found for this: https://www.slsknet.org/news/node/1

It’s an old style file sharing app, like Napster and Limewire, but is focused on underground music. I’ve been using it for years and had no problems with spyware or anything like that.