minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Bees attack French town, leaving 24 injuredlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoDon’t send NATO there. NATO would be wiped out by the wildlife there. Then, nothing would stop the Aussie wildlife from taking over the world. linkfedilink
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you succumb to the urge to stop the microwave a few seconds before it actually stops ?linkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 days agoIf I don’t stop it before the last second, the universe will blow up. linkfedilink
Don’t send NATO there. NATO would be wiped out by the wildlife there. Then, nothing would stop the Aussie wildlife from taking over the world.