“Then put your little hand in mine, there ain’t no hill or mountain we can’t climb…babe…”

Under Pressure - Queen ft. David Bowie

Don’t piss on the subway grate.

Floss your teeth and brush throughly before date, relax, the point is to enjoy yourself

The Tree of Life

The rise in pickups causes everyone’s insurance rates to go up because of the increased fatality of average crash now, they blow through our global carbon budget even faster, they make roads less safe for everyone, they drain your wealth away from your kids inheritance and directly into banks and oil companies. I know you love bankers more than transmitting generational wealth to your kids. Fuck them kids. The bankers need your money more.

Running 30 minute intervals is great for dealing with a variety of negative emotions. Plus you can lose weight, sleep better, have a more attractive face, manage stress better, have better orgasms, get more smiles from the opposite sex, all from f***ing RUNNING!

Imagine your future child reads this vapid post. How would they feel, their entire existence and your responsibility for raising them into functional adults set against a fucking horse?

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WNUA 95.5 “Double-you en you-ayyyee, ninety-five point fi’iiive”

There’s always McDonalds.

Alcohol impairs sleep quality.

I think it’s called “outside.”

“Down the hall and to the left.” What a schmuck.

I’m thinking either ragtime or the Brandenburg Concertos

No one is fun anymore.

Maybe pair it with a Tshirt that explains the position you’re in

The line at the top of Mount Everest.

Cosmos by Carl Sagan. It a science miniseries that I love dearly, but it’s like video Quaaludes.

Mandy. It’s a balls to the wall thrill ride of psychedelic mayhem. Oh and amazing soundtrack.