“Nah, I’m not soliciting. I’m trying to give you a free quote on new windows for your house”

“No, I didn’t see that NO SOLICITING sign posted two inches above the doorbell”

SCREAMING BABY IN THE BACKGROUND BECAUSE THE DOORBELL WOKE HER UP FROM HER NAP “Do you have a minute to talk about your cable provider?”

That image is clearly Sean Connery.

Fair enough, sounds reasonable.

Not trying to be snarky here, but what are you trying to do with your phone without opening your eyes? I sometimes snooze my morning alarm with the power button on the side without looking at it, but what did the home button do for you when you weren’t looking at the screen?