Khajit has skooma if traveler has coin.

I’ve never used your $20 Luxe bidet to know the difference, but I’m going to assume it doesn’t have a heated seat, heated water, variable pressure settings, massage settings, and an enema setting. If those features don’t interest you, then nothing at all makes it better. Use what you like. My wife just really loves the heated seat in the winter time.

I own a BioBidet 2000. My friend Brian has one at his house and he convinced me to just try it. I did. And then I ordered one for myself before I left the bathroom.

And yet: “And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil”

That has never sat well with me. It suggests that God leads the sinful into sin, and capriciously decides whether to deliver or condemn.