Average capitalist bootlickers. Social media was a mistake

My brother refused to listen to Whip It by Devo because he thought it was gay.

He associated to that scene in the Simpsons with Smithers dancing along to it in chaps.

I sincerely apologize for providing evidence of my claim that some men don’t wash their ass. I’ll remember for next time that I specifically have to know men that don’t wash their ass for my claim to have any validity, or else theKalash will not believe me.

lol actually just look. Literally tens-hundreds of stories. It’s not a global conspiracy or group false memory. I get the Reddit hate but that’s just silly.

Edit: some of you struggle. Y’all understand that I can lie about a personal experience much more easily than I could lie about the combined hundreds of experiences of mutually individual people on the internet. How is it that until I’ve personally experienced it it must be false? Real cream of the crop with you lot.

If you search for “boyfriend refuses to wash ass reddit” on Google there are plenty of stories for you to eat your dinner over.

It’s usually partners complaining that they stink because they don’t wash themselves properly.

Some guys openly just admit it because they just don’t realise that it’s not normal. So fearful that they won’t put their hand anywhere near their own ass.

I’m alright with not holding an umbrella but I’d want a raincoat or something to keep me dry still.

But “fellas, is it gay to be dry?”

Guys who refuse to wash their arse because it’s “gay”.

The sheer amount of self-hatred, insecurity and homophobia caused by toxic masculinity and shitty upbringings is astounding that you’d rather have swamp ass than be worried you’re gay.

“How were you radicalised?”

This post isn’t about Linux.

F you OP

Not your personal army

lol dude is that was he looks like? Jesus what is it with electing the weirdest looking cunts on the planet?

Enjoy soccer - the most heinous of social crimes

Pretty sure RPAN has been gone for a few months now

This seems so out of left field that I wouldn’t have believed it save for me actually looking it up myself

I heard you can just pucker your butthole too and this will affect the readings on the detector

I’ve never seen it spelt with an e

I’ve seen a few but fortunately they’re rare and they are often downvoted or ignored

I much much prefer the niche community here. Much less shit to have to wade through (see: came here to say this x 100000 per post) to get to the good comments and posts

I can fix her