In this same vein, I’ve never had a from-scratch brownie that I like better than the box brownies.

I genuinely thought this was going to end with like “and then shove it up your ass!” or something

World War Z, the book not the basically unrelated movie, is definitely the best imo. As a bonus the audiobook has a full cast of narrators including Mark Hamil and Common.

Get corporate money out of politics, bust up monopolies/oligopolies, implement better regulations

Promising Young Woman taught me to be wary of nails like that tho

There should be an Empress translator bot