PhineaZ

Fair point, although I’m not sure if that is actually the case. If it is, however, remember that Link ought to be the same age. Also, it’s meant to be funny.

It’s not about seeing the holy cock, it’s about feeling it

That’s the spirit, darling!

He is rock hard.

See moaning and panting and the softly whispered “fuuuuucky yes” more as a means of expressing arousal and excitement. My SO is fairly vocal (involuntarily, I love it), but I had to learn it first. It really feels good tho’, I suppose it depends on what your partner wants/likes?

In case you are wondering about the downvotes: You are representing an extremely oversimplified and from what we know also wrong image of early humans. I suppose you meant to be funny, but this is something they probably teach at some schools and it is concerning.