lololol k

“What is your favorite color?” is the best I can do.

Those little rubber domes that you can flip inside out and they pop up into the air

Sorry, can’t help, all I have are these two hookers and this eight ball

Narrower roads and shorter buildings is a start, now simplify the architecture, add space between the buildings, get rid of the “downtown” apartment buildings, definitely ditch that bike lane, is that a traffic light in the distance, lol. If you can’t imagine the smell of livestock shit permeating the air, you’re not really looking at rural America.

The first picture isn’t very typical of rural towns either.

It will continue to be the oligarchy it’s been for decades.

That movie changed my mind on Jon Bernthal, he was so good in it. I had only seen him in the first season of Walking Dead and thought he was pretty bad. I think most of that was just the show though, the dialogue was terrible.

Yeah, it was 95% sarcasm. But don’t underestimate the evolutionary urge to procreate, it’s one of the most powerful forces on the planet.

You’re horny

Yes, because I’m not a bad driver.

Turn signal should be on before you turn if possible

Context is everything, if you ever knew and cared about someone with disabilities, you wouldn’t think that way.

This sketch was definitely pre-recorded though lol

Walz is the Minnesota governor, not Michigan.

Yeah, there’s a finite amount of room in there, where else it is supposed to go?

More enjoyment if you spread it out over the whole day, plus you won’t barf. You might shit liquid, but y’know, lesser evil I’d say.

No, it’s satire. Or it used to be anyway. But it’s not a parody of anything.

Maybe they have hemophilia or that paper skin disease

South Dakota