Stress and anxiety often manifest physically, best-case-scenario is it’s just the metaphysical weight of their wretched deeds literally destroying their bodies.

That’s because it would more accurately be called pumpkin pie spice, since it’s based on the spices that go into a pumpkin pie. I guess it’s just too many words for the general public to comprehend.

It’s a car-shaped car, idk what the problem is. Were you expecting tentacles?

Stick, great for getting stuff out of holes

My grandma called them davenports, now that’s a classy-sounding furniture fuck.

Get the Wuzard to indorse it

Oh I’m well-aware. You should know you’re a poison to society.

Not shallow or pedantic, just psychotic. I suck, please downvote me.

Edit: Much like you chasing down angry drivers for making you angry, my attempt to out-troll you was impulsive, misguided, and ineffectual. Sorry for calling you psychotic and a poison to society, obviously that was projection. Also sorry for shame-deleting my embarrassment, this one stays so I can be publicly humiliated as I should be. Time to pay the Troll Toll…

Sorry for the shitty, backhanded apology too, I really couldn’t figure out a way to do it 100% earnestly without just deleting my whole profile. I figure even that would be a cop-out, and this way, I think, I’m bound to get downvoted to oblivion. As deserved.