Rose Thorne(She/Her)

Depends on the mood.

Just a lazy day? Talk shit about the swamp.

Hist wants to expand the swamps a bit? Talk 'em up, and when people come, show them why the Oblivion Gates of Blackmarsh were closed so quickly.

Marital rape.

Oh, wait, so much of it already is “I was raised to perform my womanly duties, no matter my feelings”.

Sorry, this is a personal sore point, not trying to go off on you.

Oh, but it isn’t a fetish! It’s the command of God! They have to push out as many children as possible, because the Creator wishes for us to cover every inch of this planet, and they need a holy army to fight the demons Satan sends against us! And the women need to be pretty and subservient because Gods a man and He loves the good, pretty ladies.

(I have heard this bullshit so many fucking times, with so many reasons why this is their gods plan.)

Will there at least be peace when I’m done?

“We’ll show them what a monopoly really means.”

Is it considered regicide if you take down an empress?

Either way, time to take back the holy land.

It’s genuinely a lot. EMPRESS has an ego, and has started shit with anyone they can. This ranges from other crackers, to repackers, to the people requesting cracks. They see themselves as the hot shit because “I’m the only one who can crack Denuvo”.

I can’t wait until it’s revealed to be a worse version of Active Worlds filled to the brim with their insane ramblings.

The packaging gives me minor anxiety, but that might have something to do with the nights of having to stock these.

There’s something just slightly creepy about these bags when it’s 2 in the morning and you’re staring at a row of 5 of them. You swear you keep finding new details, and you don’t quite know if the job is just driving you insane, or if the bags are just that obnoxiously loud.

“Khajit has wares, if you have coin.”

Are we sure he’s a bottom?

Sure, the Bros got inside him, but he did the voring.

I tried the local trailer parks after that.

Don’t.

Aren’t there external Workshop downloaders floating around, or has Valve closed that gap?

Who said your head had to be submerged?

Think long.

Person C only exists within the crisis.

Person C may or may not exist, at any given time.

“Breath freshening strips”, I’m fairly sure? “Listerine Breath Strip” should get you at least started.

You got it pretty dead on.

It’s a mint sheet, dissolves on the tongue and freshens breath. They were a fairly popular novelty when they first came out, advertised as a quicker alternative to a mint candy or gum.

That’s just Tim Curry.

There is no scene left unchewed from his presence, and it’s goddamn glorious.

Kitten Guy.

Dude was a little strange, but otherwise a good person. He just kept taking in strays, and if he had kittens in need, they went everywhere with him. Most of them ended up at new homes, but he had a few who stuck around. Wasn’t unusual for him to be feeding two or three kittens and have two more sitting on his shoulders.

It was an extremely small town, so he stuck out like a sore thumb. They went everywhere with him. Never caused any trouble.

They’re not uncommon among the other “Crystal/Mineral Aquarium” experiments! They can grow some stunning structures over time, but moving them without damaging the growth can be a bit of an issue.