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1 year agoSame thing as every year.
A day at the house by himself! No wife. No kids.
Same thing as every year.
A day at the house by himself! No wife. No kids.
Apes, actually. Stupid apes.
Home surgery is still saving me money.
“aspirin, cold Coca Cola, smoke a joint, eat some spicy Szechuan food.”
The Bourdain method. Hands down.
It’s bullshit.
My IQ result was rather high, but there’s NO WAY it’s representative of my intelligence. I am, objectively, just not that smart. I know this. But my result??? Lol!