What is this and how does it work?

Evicting a slug

In the limited series from the 90s, Venom: Carnage Unleashed, Venom is thrown in to a train by carnage and merges in to a stripe on the train to hide and escape.

Your theory is correct. Eddie becomes goop.

Good point.

I guess I would be a decanaire then!

… I’m so broke. Send me your leftovers.

Yeah it’s time to do away with ¢ and have something above $s

I got a rock

Arms manufacturers have no reason to produces weapons if the ones they made before aren’t being used. Pretty much every US politician is invested in these companies. War = profit.

It’s a gross cycle.

No no, the fires are paid arsonists and the floods are people getting paid to leave their taps on.

… 🙄

Make a Lemmy account that only subs to meme communities you like?

Right, but you’d have to be trying really hard and I doubt it would make it to the stomach.

Just being pedantic I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

It would suck up any moisture your mouth produced as you tried to swallow. I doubt someone could swallow it. Choke on it though, for sure.

Oh man I was suckered in to a box of Reese granola bars about a year ago - like 20 for $5 or something thinking they would last a while… two days later… 🤦🏻‍♂️

I seriously can’t keep it in the house.

Oh man I’m a sucker for anything Reese. I always swear when I see it on sale because of course I’m getting some.

A girl told a bunch of people I beat her up. She was eventually caught telling other lies about other people and I haven’t heard anything about it in years. But now I feel betrayed by friends that ostracized me for something I didn’t do and I don’t hang out with anyone any more. :/

I’m not that stressed. Let the anti-vaxxers weed themselves from the gene pool. Maybe humanity can become smarter collectively in a few generations.

Yeah that’s pretty much what I’m saying. The elites are doing better than ever while we struggle.

My situation isn’t going to be all that helpful for you.

My take-home has actually dropped by about $60,000/year, but that’s because I went back to school during that 8 years for a career change after hitting a dead end.

Now, I work far fewer hours than I did in the old career as I’m still working my way up in the new one. Hourly though, I make about 25% more in the new career than the old.

Now I’m single with no kids, so going back to school was an option for me. It won’t be an option for everyone.

I’ll chime in here.

So… I buy the cheapest bologna I can buy for my work lunches.

I switched to the cheapest brand I could in 2016 when I consciously made the decision that I don’t care if my lunch is good as long as I have sustenance to get me through the day.

The bologna I used to buy for $1.25/pack in 2016 is now $3.29 at the same store.

My wages have gone up, but they have not more than doubled since 2016 like the price of bologna has. I think this is a good metric for comparison because we truly do live in a bologna economy.

A side note: expecting strangers to give you exact numbers about their wages on the internet is pretty ridiculous.

You say this as corporations are making record profits.

The US recovered just fine, the elites just didn’t think it necessary to include us in that recovery.

If you read the article, that’s basically what it says.